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I opened a box this fine morning & thought outside of it. The RBS 4500 GTF!

By imbecile

Well that's alright then, any chance you could lend me a tenner till i get me pension in 20-20 vision?

By Breeze

Sorry Breeze, Post-Office Office Phutures are now deemed toxic by the Scatterati making all donations follyful in the pandropping Vista that was Dubye byes

By imbecile

I suppose 100 billion's out of the question then. jeez that Bacon was right, life's a piece of dog shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEMxYggoKQ

By Breeze

the trouble with you working class oiks, am I being kind? is that you don't understand the system. Send your kids to a good public school, teach them the fine art of arse licking then go into a sensible profession, in this case banking and then they get to retire with a massive ammount having made their careers ikons of mediocrity.
You lot get a car, council house and a pitbull, you get to wear shell suits too.

By inxtc

i heard about the hedge fund guys twisting their way through the likes of lynch and the feds with a plan that finally manages to tumble like a mountain to the sea

during the middle ages they would have probably spilled a lot of blood and guts out in the aftermath of the teaser loan crisis. but now they can just leave you to rot in the streets and obscurity for the rest of your lives. or hoover and dump you into another shit if they care...

oh darling darling..stand..by me..
stand.. by me..
stand by me
stand by me
won't you stand.. by me?

john lenmoneyd

By anonymph

Yes, thus is turribill jest turribill. All I wanted was a nuclear attack on Disney.
John Lemon -
Gramophonically gifted
or
Spekky cunter?
U Deschide.........

By imbecile

I've always thought that " polishin up the handle of the big front door" had overtones of a dubious nature when it came to making one's way in the world... "those of you in the cheap seats at the back can clap, the rest of you just rattle your jewellery"

By Breeze

Is this funnae? Ur ye breezily funnae? hoo abit tedioos? Is this koinda oidipossitie the loighter nowte tha'ye proclaim ter be made ter sirch fur. Dae ye thoink sae? Ur we sipposed ter lauf? May oi, may oi?

By owhereman

Far too many Polish for my liking. That Eastern elbow thrust produced a blingski shine but it is blinding out what is fast becoming a torrent of unkempt rolling Smirnoff wreckage..
The scrawny women all smoke & cheekily expect to be paid for a blow job!

By imbecile

Ozymandis, you can do whatever you like...I thought you'd stripped off the greasepaint and were givin the poor character a rest, it must be very wearying for you, alternatively, you could get drunk on some of that excellent vodka, dance the mamushka and improve your creditability no end, "Hey, Hey hey"!!

By Breeze

Wot: 'ey, 'ey, 'ey. Aam oi laufin'? Dae ye see suime wannabuddie laufin''ere. See, nae laufin'. This toime nae tea nor ter fur ye.

Me advoise: ye better go pirchase yerseef a Gaelic Worterbuch, if tha's the last thing yer bidget main provoide fur, bitchbuddie!

By owhereman

The few shares I had in RBS are now worth jack shit. I had to make a few cost cuts of my own - I now sit in my car outside BurgerKing and use their wireless connection instead of my own.

By Security

Mischpshellying is NOT admir-ed

By imbecile

Burger King Sec? Broadbun?

By imbecile

If I take any more notice of you you'll think you're saying something interesting old boy...

quite frankly Sec, I don't believe a word of that sordid tale about sitting outside BK with something on your lap, jeez i've never had a share in me life apart from a share of life...
" You've got your health n strength and that's all your gettin from me" Old man.

By Breeze

Sec, I'm doubly impressed. First BK & now a Car!

By imbecile

ourstage.com

join that site for great new musicians on lot of genres people.

i am enjoying it a lot!

By anonymph

For those who know -
http://jazzfunksoulbrothers.spaces.live.com/?lc=2057

By imbecile

Gotta Mailmessage:

Oy Owhaur, wottafeck is the matta wi'tha liwttle mutha Breeze? Cumplainin'abit Gaelic poastin'...boy, o boy, dae we shirley welcum 'im this spring ter visit Nessie. Hoowe'er, can oanie wannabuddie affus rimimber him e'er sayin'oaniething rellievant, we thoink nae.

Dae nae let the fecker cum feckin'wi'ye, Owhaur. We rather kick 'im wi'ur saft brocado's. Tha'll teach 'im. These provocateurs baublidiotiques mist be stopped at aaw cost. Jist waitin'fur yer wuird ter teach 'im the four corners ay ait directions affa this globbie, ye jist teel us when, Owhaur.

Listen ter 'im: "If I take any more notice of you you'll think you're saying something interesting old boy..." oooah sooowrry, we forgat tha'it's prohibited ter quote ay comment oan a quote as it's ter tedioos the taste affa a cirtin maister Maddam de Pumpiedaury....but can he aawsae teell us wot quotes dae serve fur then?

Oanieway hugs ay kissies ter ye, Owhaur, we keep the spoiked clubbies ay iron bawrs reddy fur ye!

The Glasgoo District

(end mail massage)

Weeel, wotever...oi poasted this message oanieway fur whoe'er wud wanna get infoomed.
Is this thick enuf fur ye, boyddie.

By owhereman

for those who see-)
http://moviesfoundonline.com/hofmanns_potion.php

By anonymph

speaking from the grey sea of tedium that is the lot of the middle middling class of this country, I'm already bored with this recession or whatever, I'm now looking forward to the entertainment value of the republicans and such like scum managing to twist the status quo back into their patch thereby shafting a broad swathe of the world. Move to higher ground.

By inxtc

Weeel Inxie, it's loike y'ur teeelin'us ter be robbed ay git shaken dooon, whoile still troyin' ter enjoy aaw tha'fat greazy action aroond us.

Weeel, fun is an interpretoitian oanieway tha'wannabuddie wud wannato, woteva is its audagium, whoile naething matters oaniemair.

PS: 'ave oaniewan seen ur hurd affa a cirtin breezy Madamme de Pumpiedourie wi'a loighter noat.

By owhereman

I'll have a Whopper and a free laptop please....to do my banking online, dark tinted windows a must!

inxtc. You'll be glad to hear that shares in Primark are on the up! In my town Primark's on the second floor, is that high enough off the ground?

By Security

Bonking Online with my Whopper to hand

By imbecile

Greeze: "I've always thought that " polishin'up the handle of big foot had overtones of a dubious jelly nature when it came to making one's way in the world... "
...those of you in the cheap toilet seats at the back can have the clap, the rest of you just rattlesnake your jewellery pirsinally made by me."

Is this sypposed ter be a funnae profound remark, as ye proclaim ter be such a greawt proponent af, Greeze?
Oi can see nae funnaeness nur depth, can ye see me laufin' ur ponderin'? As a citizen affa Athens, dae ye reawlly thoink tha'they thoink tha'y'ur the funnae sociopathocrat overthaur.

By owhereman

Well firstly I'd like to apologize to the other contributors on this thread if I have seemed to have brought some sort of trolling vendetta along for the ride.
Mr. Owhereman was waiting to sandbag me without even a cheery word of greeting to his host Mr. Imbecile, who had returned from a sojourn in the country... consequently the Crunchies were trodden underfoot and the honeycomb went everywhere, not to mention the chocolate stains on my pants.

Big Sigh...even bigger sigh....

Mr. O was in an hysterical mood blowing Glasgow kisses onto the breeze...always a sure sign that the argument has been lost.

Anyway, apart from his dishonesty ( he said he too was going for a trip to the country...),the rather noisy sound of a hollow vase as he echoes original thought and the probability that he has a beard... I guess the best course, apart from St. Andrews, is to say that I have no argument with his idiotsyncracies because there is no point debatin' with a picnic basket case that doesn't have any sandwiches in it, let alone a Crunchie.
Repeated sincere apollos to all the other gods n g'esses who inhabit the ether, eat more ambrosia n drink more nectar you bastards...

It's rainin here but the piano music in the background is pleasant...

Breeze

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Gale .... more like a puff from a powdered bumhole...
pretentpolish am moi?
~Lemon Turd

By imbecile

Has this fucking dullart dud Cuntland chinkily reappeared? The reek of decadent smarm certainly seems once agog to be seeping under the fousty parapet that Quaxon the creeping presence of a Suedoughless Smaartchi
.. I fakking hopalong so; me needs a slopey to beat strongly...

By imbecile

I've already quizzed the light and moderate windy one about his Boogerette traits. He is adamant he has not been curtain twitching for a chink of light. Every time Snotland opens his curtains admin close them again. Furthermore, we were actually provided with a link to some artwork, so it much be true.

By Security

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